porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Two words: nipple clamps
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