The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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