with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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