Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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