I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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