i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
babies were throwing up all over the place
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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