He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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