You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
