At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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