can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
foreskin is a definite game changer
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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