That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize