Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She's JV to your varsity
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
