Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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