playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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