His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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