We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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