hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
God, you're like boner-b-gone
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
