There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Terrible idea I love it
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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