but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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