Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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