Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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