Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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