how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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