i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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