you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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