Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Randomize
