Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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