do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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