We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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