sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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