you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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