he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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