i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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