operation harelip BJ is a go
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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