as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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