you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
