so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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