what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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