why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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