You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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