Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
