im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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