Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize