I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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