I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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