If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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