We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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