How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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