I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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