just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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