I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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