The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I understand Curling. That high.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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