why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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