Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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