Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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